LOTR is Strange
The Lord of the Rings is strange. This is not going to be particularly insightful or thoughtful. I hadn’t seen the movies since over a decade ago, and I think my mom was telling me that the anniversary of their release was coming up, so I had the brainworm that—you know—they feel like winter movies. I just ran out of Sex and the City . While I’m frozen inside, why not put on nine hours of fantasy epic turned hack-and-slash blockbuster? Not my cuppa, as they say over there, but it’d probably still be fun. Tolkien liked his pizza with extra sausage, and his books too. The Hobbit has basically no named female characters except for Bilbo’s mother who’s just mentioned at the beginning and not really a full-fledged character. If The Lord of the Rings is a threefold improvement over The Hobbit , some quantifiable evidence might be that it has three female characters: Arwen, my stunning half-elf queen and DL girlfriend of exiled human heir Aragorn whom she loves to the point of forsaking h...